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Use these sayings in your Greeting Cards:
You can use your own graphics :-)

 

Front Cover

Inside

Achievement  
I'm told you have accomplished much, are being responsible, and are fully on your way to being a successful adult... Condolences from someone who has been there...
Congratulations on your educational achievement... Write when you get work...
Wedding  
Buy towels brown, and keep them pert... Cuz then they'll always hide the dirt...
Always buy your towels gray... They turn that color anyway...
Christmas  
...J,K,   ,M,N...
Why does this remind us of Christmas?
No "L"
Merry, Merry
Get Well  
You know we really missed you when you were gone. You KNOW that because... There's a big stack of work around here someplace with your name on it...
T-Shirts         Front Back
I'm not ready to change my mind... It's not dirty yet...
I have a way with women... It's not a good way.
But it's my way.
I have a way with words... It's not a good way.
But it's my way.
  (Brand name coming soon...)
 I know Big Brother is watching.
But I'm not paranoid...
 I'm quadranoid.

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